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That's why alligators and pythons don't like to bite or eat us.

Ever since I started driving, including riding motorcycles which was first, I've pretty much driven as fast as humanly possible, and ideally sideways. Heck, I've had the Pete and its trailer sideways on a narrow dirt road, just because. That's how I figure I've worn out numerous guardian angels...

And for your next act...?

I'm starting to realize that. Which is why I don't enjoy driving the 'Cat quite like I used to. Heck, last time it was out I only had it up to 100 once. Starting to feel sorry for all the guardian angles I've driven to drinking, drugs, or death.

It started out being about cars in climates suitable for human habitat, where it can snow, but the gator gang quickly turned it into explaining that they can't even go to car shows for half the year...because it's even hotter and more humid in the summer.

It's 67 degrees and 21% humidity now. Take that, gator boys.

One with about 100 inches of snow and a fair amount of rain in the summer. EricG can enlighten you about the difference between desert and sunshine. If he declines, it's because he already knows that you're a lost cause.

Sorry, BULL, but I just looked it up and had to share. We have close to 300 sunny days per year here, which is quite a bit more than anywhere in the state that DavidKFla, Unholy, and the other swamp creatures call home.

That sounds like a great place to live. If it snowed every day during the 10 months it isn't summer, it would amount to a whopping 1.6 inches per day. While that's a minuscule amount, it's enough to keep the riffraff away. Where is this place??

Uh, oh. How are the undocumented guest workers get into Florida now?

So the pythons have to eat bears now?

Guess it's not that easy to tell the difference between bear and alligator poop.

We're at 60 degrees and 22% right now, so I'm enjoying myself.

We seem to have a bit of an unseasonal heat spell here, so now the lows will barely be below freezing, instead on in the teens like it should be.

But what's the lowest humidity you've seen there? To me, a drought in Florida only means it hasn't rained for over 48 hours.

Hate to tell you, but less than 80% doesn't necessarily equal 0%.

Damn. My temp gizmo won't even read below 10% it seems. But by "little to no humidity" I suspect you mean it'll be below 80%.

I meant the humidity, not rain.

We got (almost) real snow a few times where I lived in SoCal. Trying to go down the 8% hill one day it all stopped...and I was in a tunnel. Turns out some woman had freaked out, stopped, and refuse to keep going or move over. Managed to get turned around in the one-way tunnel against all...

Probably still better than SoCal, where 0.02 inches of snow (slush, really) brought everything to a halt.