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Well, crap. I can't quite shake the idea of getting a Durango. According to the dealer it'll cost $98K. When looking at what they want for used ones, that's not bad. But what is bad is that they can't order a base model yet, which should be about 91K. So, I'd end up with stuff I don't want...

My condolences.

Reason number 268 to never let a dealership touch your vehicle. At least lowering the tire pressure is an easy fix.

I dunno. But I did know from the get go that I didn't want any of that crypto crap. You are aware of the Furd FTX, right? Well, two wrongs still don't make a right.

Last I heard, it's most likely going to jail.

On the positive side, I would've had even less money if I'd believed in crypto currency.

It is to me. I'm now working on my second million. Never did manage to get the first one.

Well, crap. Guess that means my measly TRX needs to be replaced with a fire breathing Bronco.

A direct result of not having been exposed to alligators as a child.

You got it right. It's definitely not what's on the outside.

BULL has some nearby. How much could it possibly cost to have some shipped from there?

You just place burning alligators on the panels.

I completely forgot that you have unlimited access to those. Maybe set a dozen on fire and throw them into the pool?

Couldn't you pour about 30 gallons of gas into the pool, then set it on fire? Should warm the water up nicely, and probably also kill algae and such.

Hah! She'd be the first one to say "Buy one". Followed by "You need a few hundred more horsepower if you want to try to keep up with me." I've given up on trying to keep up. But then again, I don't know how many times I've said "So why don't you buy one?" And she did.

50?!? Guess you haven't tried to find parking at a truck stop late in the evening? Try 250 or more. And then there are some truly large truck stops. Although, electric tractor trailers would give a new meaning to truck stop.

I'd have to buy one first.

Did that over a year ago. It turned into a Challenger GT AWD.

I'd consider dropping the TRX for one of those. Especially if it didn't come with that ginormous sun roof.

Ooooh! I'd get two of those if only I could. Even if that means four doors total.