MOTORHEAD..HC's..AND OLD FAT GUYS

[1971demon]

Yea goof ball,, let your wives read this. Goof ball monkeys. Now here this. I spent 4.5 hours at Applebees and being an ambulatory for my #6 th fiancée cause she fell and broke her arm at Humby Lumby. Good god. What a great ex fiancée. Good time at the Bees, but I had a date with fiancée #3. Thanks #6.

4.5 hrs @ applebees...so now your workin part time washin dishes???

 

[Hickster]

No,, call time, on call, ambulatory job. 10 beers didn't cover the tip. Plus I had to cover the egg plant. But I did get her home in 30 minutes and or les ster. Now,,, oh god here comes the family down to make shure mom is ok. Not to say ,, hey Brian you did good to pick mom up and take here to hospital,,, just happened to be across the street from the Bees. Gals are great at happy hour. She walked out with a broken arm, emo tos us knee, not from me, busted el moes, not from me. Sunday bee like a damn funeral for mom. Ohh boy,, certantaily didn't help when tey all vated me out of OUR $500,000 new town home and a new car I bougt fer er. WINE WINE WINE. Why I have 6 fiancees and not 6 divorcees.... Perty smart,, so fer, but got to move,, bitches.

 

[tkracing1]

just happened to be across the street from the Bees.

That's not a coincidence...

 

[DGatzby]

I'm speechless...she could put a collar on me..make me walk on all fours...and train me to bark at the moon...troop...you dig up somme good stuff

Would you drive a Mustang for a day?

 

[jgilj]

Would you drive a Mustang for a day?

No thank you!

 

[DGatzby]

No thank you!

See, I knew there was a limit. I did not say with her on purpose.

 

[RedEye19FL]

See, I knew there was a limit. I did not say with her on purpose.

Now wait a minute you guys. I would drive a Roush Stage 3 Mustang for a day with our without her!

 

[1971demon]

Now wait a minute you guys. I would drive a Roush Stage 3 Mustang for a day with our without her!

now your lying...

 

[HRJ]

Damn. I clicked on an episode of Grumpier Old Men. I didn't know this forum was the AARP version of HCat.org lol

 

[DGatzby]

Funny. @HRJ we will protect the old grumpy thread too!

Which one of you old farts are at Daytona? At least doing some partying in town? Us snow heads can just watch from here.

 

[1971demon]

Funny. @HRJ we will protect the old grumpy thread too!

Which one of you old farts are at Daytona? At least doing some partying in town? Us snow heads can just watch from here.

There is no question that 60 is the new 40...and the criteria for being considered old on this forum going forward will be as follows...you must be guilty of at least 3 of the following.
1..wear a very bad wig
2..wear a full set of dentures..(fastened with dentucream)
3..wear hearing aids AND glasses
4..regularly use ben gay as cologne..
5..wear sandals..and socks
6 collecting social security for more than 10 years
7 ear hair that can be seen at ten feet
8 age spots bigger than a dime
9 wearing water absorbent underwear
10 your prostate is bigger than a softball
11 your last erection was during the Clinton administration
12 you remember where you were the day Kennedy was shot
13 last and not least...you have never lost you car in the mall parking lot.

If your Guilty of three...your an old dude..greybeard..old cooter...geezer...whatever...and subject to the righteous indignation you deserve at the hands of the mopar faithful whippersnapers ...Im just sayin
.

 

[motorhead]

There is no question that 60 is the new 40...and the criteria for being considered old on this forum going forward will be as follows...you must be guilty of at least 3 of the following.
1..wear a very bad wig
2..wear a full set of dentures..(fastened with dentucream)
3..wear hearing aids AND glasses
4..regularly use ben gay as cologne..
5..wear sandals..and socks
6 collecting social security for more than 10 years
7 ear hair that can be seen at ten feet
8 age spots bigger than a dime
9 wearing water absorbent underwear
10 your prostate is bigger than a softball
11 your last erection was during the Clinton administration
12 you remember where you were the day Kennedy was shot
13 last and not least...you have never lost you car in the mall parking lot.

If your Guilty of three...your an old dude..greybeard..old cooter...geezer...whatever...and subject to the righteous indignation you deserve at the hands of the mopar faithful whippersnapers ...Im just sayin
.

I think my first erection was during the Clinton administration.

 

[DGatzby]

There is no question that 60 is the new 40...and the criteria for being considered old on this forum going forward will be as follows...you must be guilty of at least 3 of the following.
1..wear a very bad wig
2..wear a full set of dentures..(fastened with dentucream)
3..wear hearing aids AND glasses
4..regularly use ben gay as cologne..
5..wear sandals..and socks
6 collecting social security for more than 10 years
7 ear hair that can be seen at ten feet
8 age spots bigger than a dime
9 wearing water absorbent underwear
10 your prostate is bigger than a softball
11 your last erection was during the Clinton administration
12 you remember where you were the day Kennedy was shot
13 last and not least...you have never lost you car in the mall parking lot.

If your Guilty of three...your an old dude..greybeard..old cooter...geezer...whatever...and subject to the righteous indignation you deserve at the hands of the mopar faithful whippersnapers ...Im just sayin
.

Damn! I am feeling 26 again and getting younger!

 

[jroyk]

I think my first erection was during the Clinton administration.

It was Monica, right?

Only guilty of #12.

 

[motorhead]

I didn't call you a fat fuck, he did.

And if I did lose 20-30lbs I'd look like Calista Flockhart's shadow.

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

Would you drive a Mustang for a day?

I would just to see if they are as much fun now as all the Fox Body 5.0's I previously owned

 

[04Ram2500Hemi]

I turn 40 in October (will that make me old?)
6’8” 220lbs (does this make me fat?)
That’s about all I can add to the topic- LOL!

Where the hell is Spring so I can get the Hellcat out again?

 

[motorhead]

I turn 40 in October (will that make me old?)
6’8” 220lbs (does this make me fat?)
That’s about all I can add to the topic- LOL!

Where the hell is Spring so I can get the Hellcat out again?

6'-8" and 220lbs!?! Do you sleep on a trampoline? Or diagonally across a king-sized bed? Christ, Lurch.

 

[04Ram2500Hemi]

6'-8" and 220lbs!?! Do you sleep on a trampoline? Or diagonally across a king-sized bed? Christ, Lurch.

At least you understand why I can’t have a sunroof in a Hellcat now!

 

[motorhead]

At least you understand why I can’t have a sunroof in a Hellcat now!

I am guessing you have custom door frames in your home too... with a head-shaped cut out.