Men Who Think Their Penis Is Small Is Drawn To Sports Cars

[1971demon]

Mines huge I was thinking of getting a penis reduction and buying a rusty dodge minivan.

Do the conversion from centimeters to inches...ya might wanna hold off on that whole reduction thing

 

[Deano]

When I was young I heard the saying "if you don't use it, you lose it". Sadly, as I aged, I found out what they were referring too.

 

[1971demon]

A recent Kinsey report states that the average length of the north American 30 yr.old male penis is 6.5 "..(regardless of ethnic back round)...the study goes on to say that after age 60...it is not unusual for the penis to loose from 1 to 1.5 inches in length......Hayabusa due to your age... might I suggest you re measure and get back to us with your findings

BTW...that whole Kinsey report thing...I made it up..

 

[MJS73]

BTW...that whole Kinsey report thing...I made it up..

82.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[1971demon]

82.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Hey it sounded good...my guess...more than a few of you melon heads bought it...

 

[DavidKFla]

82.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99.37%

 

[Bobo]

99.37%

I've heard it can be anywhere from a high of 99.999% to as low as .001% but there's still a margin of error of +/- .001%

 

[Demoniccat]

Funny....today most Porsche owners...are usually around 5'8"..generally spindly..(150lbs or so)...close cropped facial hair...and almost all wear glasses...

Hey watch it pal your starting to profile Porsche owners we are all going to get audited and put in the cooler for 30 days. Oh wait a minute this site is reasonable and normal forget that.

 

[jroyk]

IMO, anyone that calls their dick a penis, has a little one.

 

[Magnified]

Trying to resist comment about you all being big pricks already so you shouldnt be worrying about it...

Except for Linda, of course.

 

[1971demon]

Hey watch it pal your starting to profile Porsche owners we are all going to get audited and put in the cooler for 30 days. Oh wait a minute this site is reasonable and normal for get that.

What???...whatdda think,,,I aint never been banned before???..any way...it's 2:16 on a Saturday...aint no moderators up...it's siesta time for them Law Dogs..

 

[1971demon]

IMO, anyone that calls their dick a penis, has a little one.

The reference was out of respect for the likes of PaVA Steeler and his followers...

 

[1971demon]

Trying to resist comment about you all being big pricks already so you shouldnt be worrying about it...

Except for Linda, of course.

I'll bet if you ask her...she'll tell you size matters,,

 

[Demoniccat]

Bad boy Bad boy what ya going to do when she comes for you.
She be the law too & she-Gunna git yer Demon ass with a pitch fork from hell

Gag order in effect. Translation 2 weeks of CC tearing into yer ass but you can’t post in return only view the horassment. 🤣

 

[1971demon]

Bad boy Bad boy what ya going to do when she comes for you.
She be the law too & she-Gunna git yer Demon ass with a pitch fork from hell

Gag order in effect. Translation 2 weeks of CC tearing into yer ass but you can’t post in return only view the horassment. 🤣

First off...the only woman on the planet I'm afraid of...is my mother..(she 93 and very independent)...and what da Fuck happened to him...I cant get a straight answer outta any of you melon heads...

 

[Demoniccat]

Hope all is ok with him, and he’s just taking a break from your thrashings. Your right, Mom rules 93 and still independent you come from good lineage.

 

[1971demon]

Hope all is ok with him, and he’s just taking a break from your thrashings. Your right, Mom rules 93 and still independent you come from good lineage.

Hope all is ok with him, and he’s just taking a break from your thrashings. Your right, Mom rules 93 and still independent you come from good lineage.

Me too...I really like CC...and his sense of humor..he can dish it out AND take it..not like a very few others who are as sensitive as a freshly circumcised dick...

 

[Bowtie Guy]

First off...the only woman on the planet I'm afraid of...is my mother..(she 93 and very independent)...and what da Fuck happened to him...I cant get a straight answer outta any of you melon heads...

It was all the big glasses & something about an asshat or something you always rip him on

Way to go 71 !!!

 

[1971demon]

It was all the big glasses & something about an asshat or something you always rip him on

Way to go 71 !!!

Naw ...my guess...He's on the Lam..the authorities are on him like stink on a monkey...they finally found his wife ...(in the backyard)...

 

[Demoniccat]

Dog digging up the garden flowers like in the movie Rear Window with Grace Kelly, and Jimmy Stewart🤣
Your right he has thick skin, and good for many laughs while dishing it up.