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How would I convince the wife I need a Red Eye?

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Oops, that doesn't work in my household...


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That's what you get for marring a personal injury attorney...lol
 


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That's what you get for marring a personal injury attorney...lol
LOL

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hats off to you...the psychological emasculation of my wife out pacing my earning potential...would definitely have a profound effect on my persona....but i'm vain.. egotistical..and certainly not progressive.as it relates to that dynamic...I'd have to get a part time job...lol;););)
 


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hats off to you...the psychological emasculation of my wife out pacing my earning potential...would definitely have a profound effect on my persona....but i'm vain.. egotistical..and certainly not progressive.as it relates to that dynamic...I'd have to get a part time job...lol;););)

Whenever I get out of line, she just asks me if I want to compare degrees...

I remind her I paid for it...

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Whenever I get out of line, she just asks me if I want to compare degrees...

I remind her I paid for it...

:cool:
Whenever my wife gets outta line...I remind her the ten bucks and can of beans she came into this relationship with 46 years ago ...is still on the shelf...she's welcome to them on the way out the door...It;s good for at least 5 minutes of laughter for both of us...
 


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If the wife say‘s its the redeye or me ,you have a decision to make.

Widebody or narrow.😂
At least I'm consistent. I prefer both Challengers and women to be narrow.
 


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If you bought the same color and swapped the car out when she was not around you might be able to convince her you just had the hood replaced.
It has happened a couple of times, but the funniest was when I sold a vehicle (maybe six months after buying it) and that was the first time my girlfriend noticed it.
Always parked in plain sight, too.

In all fairness, that one was camo. On the other hand, the other five I still have are OD green or desert tan.
 


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Because they are turning black??
 


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"can't pay for a mistress if I'm paying for a RedEye!" LOL
 


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Oops, that doesn't work in my household...


:(
My wife doesn’t always know about my gun habit. Those purchases I can slip by her with my slush fund. The RedEye I can’t sneak by her. There goes showing her this thread now. Oops!
 


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"can't pay for a mistress if I'm paying for a RedEye!" LOL
You laugh at that but I know someone exactly in that Boat. Bought a Challenger Shaker instead of the Hellcat for that exact reason.
 


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You laugh at that but I know someone exactly in that Boat. Bought a Challenger Shaker instead of the Hellcat for that exact reason.
I was in the same boat when I bought my M3. She ended up leaving me. Lol
 


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Hmm. My wife left when she realized that the garage I was having built was going to be larger than the house.
 


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I lost #6 when I signed the papers in the dealers office. She walked out after 14 years. Still got the car and the cat.
 


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Pick another car or another gal,,, or get a cat like I did. Damn thing doesn't ask fer much and maintenance is very low. Piece of salmon once a week and you get a purr,, no fur. Find a cat that likes porno and you have a best friend.
 


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I was in the same boat when I bought my M3. She ended up leaving me. Lol
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If you still need to convince your wife you need a Redeye just show her this video.


FYI last year when I started looking at used Hellcats it was my wife that stepped in and said the only car I could consider would be a WBRE. She wanted white. We bought an Indigo.



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Keep the cat!!! A few simple mods and your cat will smoke a Redeye .
 


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Happy birthday dude
I appreciate it! Sorry for the late reply, I've been crazy busy!
 




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