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I've owned 4-doors, but never, ever, tried a condom. Two wrongs don't make a right.

Old and gray haired, in a suit?

Yes, except...Diplomat is (was?) an Opel, which is (was?) GM.

They're kinda small, though. Probably cat dishes.

Yeah, but notice how they only paint the front doors white, in an effort to look a bit like a 2-door.

There, I fixed it for you.

Ain't that the truth! Amen.

But did you ever get your free 45 rpm adapter. Huh?

No pun intended, right? And it didn't feel funny at all until afterwards.

She wasn't from next door, but she was hot. First and only time I've had to hide in a closet.

That's what happens when Ray Charles equips his vehicles to avoid damage. Supposedly he used up a lot of product.

Guess it helps to live and drive where there are no curbs. Then again, even if we had them, I wouldn't drive into them. Makes the wheels ugly and out of balance.

Are you guys saying that there are no official Mopar curb feelers?

Amazon enough to drive a 4-door?

While I have indeed referred several buyers to my favorite dealer, and they say that they got great deals, I do have a bit of pride still and draw the limit at Chargers.

If only the rear brakes work, not all that fast really.

It was tempting, but I didn't even say anything.

So you finally got new tires, and now your rear brakes are locking up?

Uh, uh, wasn't me. The only way I'd own a black 4-door would be if it was a white 2-door.

He's an alright guy. At least I thought so until we went to breakfast one morning. I'd just got the 'Hawk and it was still early in the break-in period, so a leisurely 10-mile trip to town would be perfect I thought. Drove across the road, he opened the passenger door, but instead of putting...