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Much like I still expect to find rattlesnakes under a piece of plywood, the thoughts about fire hasn't gone away, either. For example, I know what order I'd (try to) get cars out of the garage if there's a fire in there. And the order is not based on what they are worth, but what they mean to...

You'd think that the giant cat skull decals would've scared any potential thieves off.

Checking on Amazon as we speak for webbed feet and gills.

How do you spell cheek? In your tongue.

Appreciate the offer. I'll be in touch. By the way, I'm not worried about Ruger, Sig, Colt, or Mossberg. It's the alligators I wan't nothing to do with.

Buy the damn pickup and we can close the thread down.

Keep practicing. Or turn off spell check.

You can if you want. How good are your monologue skills?

Let's see...there's a push mower in the shed, and a riding mower in the barn. But that's irrelevant since I don't use either of them. It's the 5, 6, and 10-foot mowers I use, and if I could run the 6-footer with the 10 I would. Whatever that has to do with pickups and DavidKFla's alligator...

When so many claimed that they spent some 50% of their mileage off road, I started keeping track of my Jeep's road vs. trail percentage. Well, in my case the trail mileage was a disappointingly low 10% or so. That's with a vehicle that was built specifically for trail usage and always trailered...

I got some leeway here, not having a wife and not wearing a watch. Also in my favor is that I only have one pickup. The 3500 has a flatbed. Oh, the M1008 used to be a pickup, but while I still have the bed, it was removed years ago. Now, my girlfriend not only has lots of watches, but also two...

If I ever get so old that I want to move to Florida, I suppose zero would be unbearable. But by then there's no way I'd be able to outrun a gator. Can't win.

FEMA wouldn't help out? No emergency declared??

Other than using the heated steering wheel, how do you prepare for (and survive) such brutally low temps??

Can I have your heated steering wheel, then? Could use one in the 3500.

The only swamped things around here are the people who build houses, repair vehicles, etc.

I think even Level 1 comes with those. Which means I probably have them, for absolutely no reason.

From the cute girl in the Post Office, yes. Via the PO Box (no, that's not her).

And now its the male man. Those are getting rare.