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Uh, oh. How are the undocumented guest workers get into Florida now?

So the pythons have to eat bears now?

Guess it's not that easy to tell the difference between bear and alligator poop.

We're at 60 degrees and 22% right now, so I'm enjoying myself.

We seem to have a bit of an unseasonal heat spell here, so now the lows will barely be below freezing, instead on in the teens like it should be.

But what's the lowest humidity you've seen there? To me, a drought in Florida only means it hasn't rained for over 48 hours.

Hate to tell you, but less than 80% doesn't necessarily equal 0%.

Damn. My temp gizmo won't even read below 10% it seems. But by "little to no humidity" I suspect you mean it'll be below 80%.

I meant the humidity, not rain.

We got (almost) real snow a few times where I lived in SoCal. Trying to go down the 8% hill one day it all stopped...and I was in a tunnel. Turns out some woman had freaked out, stopped, and refuse to keep going or move over. Managed to get turned around in the one-way tunnel against all...

Probably still better than SoCal, where 0.02 inches of snow (slush, really) brought everything to a halt.

Ah, it's the opposite here. Hard water from the hose (water spots) and perfectly soft and clean water from the sky.

Says the guy with free water injection.

Meanwhile, mine gets clean when it rains. No water spots, no alligators, life is good. Wish we got some more rain, though, even if it's too late to save the grass. But that's temperature related.

Two feet?? They would be devastated with two inches of snow. Red Cross would have to come help them out.

Hey, the gravy train is fully loaded. If you can't get your money now you'll never see it. And with high interest rates, this really is a good time.

It's a good thing that nothing else has gone up by 20-some percent in the past few years.

It's a simple procedure, really. Change the oil, put some Star Tron in the tank, park it, hook up the BatteryMINDer as usual, and call it good.

That may not be his castle, just his garage.